How I got out of seeing the Vagina Monologues

22 Jun

This is how I got out of seeing the Vagina Monologues:

Former girlfriend: “I want to see the Vagina Monologues with you.”

I remembered reading about it and thought I would be the person killed if the women riot against men afterwards.  I decided to do the following.

Me: “Well, well, well…get me my top hat and cane, and call the carriage: I am going to the theater!”  

Ex Gf: “What?  This isn’t something you’d want to normally do?  It involves people and leaving your house…”  

Me: “Well, I love ventriloquism!”  

The rest of the conversation didn’t go well.  

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