Psych out on a phone call

19 Oct

I have been a witness in several crimes, I’ve had to go in and identify someone in a police lineup, and I’ve been threatened to be killed so many times I no longer get worried about it.  I’ve negotiated million dollar deals, I’ve lobbied senators, congressman, advised assemblymen, wired millions of dollars daily, and once showered with a butch lesbian.  Despite looking like a 12 year old girl, I consider myself fairly seasoned and not easily intimidated; so, I had no problem calling up the FBI and filing a Freedom of Information Act Request for a scam that will be the basis for my third book.

However, when I got a callback from the FBI, I got psyched out to the point where I felt like I was an 8 year old trying to hit on his 16 year old babysitter.
If anybody needs me, I’ll be retrieving my ass that got kicked into Utah this weekend.
Further Bulletins as Events Warrant

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